Not safe for work or kids (language and violence) Fight To The Death: Power Rangers Vs Cookie Monster!

Definitely NSFW. Poor Power Rangers!

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NSFW: Video compilation of every Samuel L. Jackson MF-bomb (171 of them from 27 movies)

NSFW - language.

Here's the breakdown - you might think (as I did) that Pulp Fiction would be the winner, but it's actually in second place behind Jackie Brown:

"School Daze" (1988): 1 motherfucker
"Jungle Fever" (1991): 7 motherfuckers
"Strictly Business" (1991): 1 mother- what
"Menace II Society" (1993): 5 motherfuckers
"True Romance" (1993): 4 motherfuckers
"Fresh" (1994): 1 motherfucker
"Pulp Fiction" (1994): 26 motherfuckers
"Die Hard: With a Vengeance" (1995): 7 motherfuckers
"Hard Eight" (1996): 1 motherfucker
"The Great White Hype" (1996): 2 motherfuckers
"The Long Kiss Goodnight" (1996): 3 motherfuckers
"Jackie Brown" (1997): 37 motherfuckers
"The Negotiator" (1998): 2 motherfuckers
"Rules of Engagement" (2000): 5 motherfuckers
"Shaft" (2000): 13 motherfuckers
"Formula 51" (2001): 6 motherfuckers
"Basic" (2003): 2 motherfuckers
"In My Country" (2004): 1 you mother- [choke move]
"Freedomland" (2006): 1 motherfucker, 1 brotherfucker
"Snakes on a Plane": 3 motherfuckers
"Black Snake Moan" (2006): 6 motherfuckers
"Soul Men" (2008): 24 motherfuckers (2 bleeped), 2 mother-
"Arena" (2011): 1 motherfucker
"Meeting Evil" (2012): 1 motherfucker
"Django Unchained" (2012): 4 motherfuckers
"Oldboy" (2013): 8 motherfuckers
"RoboCop" (2014): 1 motherfucker (bleeped)

via HuffPo, which adds

From childhood, saying “motherfucker” and other swears was the only thing that helped Jackson overcome his debilitating stutter, and at last count he has spelled the phrase at least 151 unique ways on Twitter.

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Chinese company has new vibrator with a built-in camera that “shares the exclusive right of gynecologist with you" (NSFW)

Warning: Not Safe For Work. (I meant the post, but that probably applies to the toy, as well).

The Gaga is a sex toy with a built-in camera lens at the tip, allowing you to get an up close and personal (perhaps too up close and personal) glimpse at your lady parts (or man parts, I guess) while you’re getting up close and personal with yourself:

Svakom's Gaga vibe is equipped with a brightly lit endoscopic video camera positioned right at the tip. When inserted into the vagina or anus, this absolutely unique feature provides a glimpse at the amazing physiological reactions of the body to stimulation and pleasure.

It also comes with a USB charger cable for your laptop, so if you plug it in and turn the light on you can see yourself up on the monitor, in full-scale, Technicolor glory. A long-distance partner can also apparently control it remotely via a Gaga wireless app. And, "conveniently USB rechargeable, Gaga boasts an incredibly long battery life, a full charge of 1.5 hours will power the vibe and all its incredible features for up to 8 hours of continuous use."  Eight hours of continuous use?  Really?

At this point, you might be wondering why, exactly, anyone would want to use this. This promotional video with translated Chinese copy explains it:

You see, Gaga is “by far the world’s unique fun massager with electronic endoscope function.” And Gaga “shares the exclusive right of gynecologist with you. Not only making you a better understanding and attention of your lover, but also making much fun for you.” They're temporarily out of stock at Amazon, (where they make a point of warning you that it's NOT returnable unless defective) but can be found here (where they consider knee-high stockings to be related items) and here.

I can't wait until the greatest hits compilation videos start showing up.

via Daily Dot.

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